Six spindly neon blue legs. A face half magenta, half purple. A bramble of rainbow spaghetti for hair, and 22 jagged teeth to match. Bloodred eyes that gaze into your very soul.
This is the face (and body and legs) of the 2022 midterm election, in all its horror and glory and generally weird vibes. A mascot for our collective unease. The hero the nation deserves.
And if you're a registered voter in New York's Ulster County, he's available now at a polling place near you.
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