If the 2023 Ole Miss baseball team were a person, it would be the sick villager in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, whose caretaker wants to put him on the death cart and move on with life, but, as the sick man keeps repeating, he’s “not dead yet.”Despite 37 games of evidence pointing toward Ole Miss not having a postseason appearance, they are, in fact, not dead yet. Is it overwhelmingly likely they end up on the death cart by the time the gatherer of the dead comes back around? Yep!
However, there remains the slightest of chances they could recover to go for a walk and speak in a sing-song voice. Again, I want to emphasize the probability of the return of “don’t let the Rebs get hot” is somewhere in the single digits, BUT you will have to pry fan belief stupidity from my cold dead hands.
As a public servant in this department, I mapped out a path that potentially finds their way into someone else’s regional. This path doesn’t need to be followed exactly, but the end result needs to match.
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