Merry Toyotathon to All!

The Holidays really snuck up on me this year. Halloween, Thanksgiving, then before you know it, Toyotathon is hitting you in the face like debris from a Takata Air Bag.

— Tim Lopez (@timlopez) December 18, 2017

I cant believe it’s already my

favorite time of the year!

🎅🏼 ❄️ 🌨 ☃️ 🤶🏼

Toyotathon!

Now is the perfect time to get

the Toyota you’ve been dreaming of.

0% financing available on:

2018 Camry/Camry Hybrid-for 60 months

— Shane² (@freeshane_) December 16, 2017

Oh, did you think I was talking about Christmas? Or the “holiday season” in general? No, no, nothing so mundane. I’m referring, of course, to Toyotathon, that annual new car smell–saturated bacchanalia of Camrys, Corollas, RAV4s, and Priuses and the only fourth-quarter holiday that really counts on the internet.

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