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There once was a cozy little state in the southern corner of North America that all the other states would ignore. Called Florida, it was a quiet, well-behaved place with courteous drivers and an abundance of normal everything.
Just kidding.
If you were born and reared on Earth, you know Florida is a peninsula (of course!) that invites the entire world to party with it every weekend, as well as Monday through Friday.
Florida has its own rules and its own way of doing things. And Florida apparently has a publicity agent who will blast that all day, every day, on social media and in the crime sections of news outlets worldwide.
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