’Tis the season of the gift guide. They’re everywhere you look: 10 holiday presents for the dog enthusiast in your life! Fifteen great holiday ideas for the grumpy atheist in your life! Twelve cigar-themed knick-knacks you can buy your cigar-loving partner! And, of course, there are all the usual Him and Her gift guides. As one viral tweet put it: “There’s no funnier caricature of masculinity than the Him from ‘holiday gifts for him’. he doesn’t drink any liquid but whiskey. he’s got 20 watches on each wrist. if he saw a single texture other than leather he would throw one of his pocket knives at it.”
Now, I don’t normally do gift guides because I am a Serious Journalist who writes hard-hitting stories about pepper-spraying myself and cloning my dog. However, I’ll make an exception this year because, truly, we are spoiled for choice when it comes to completely bonkers conservative merchandise.
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